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The Stig Sayings

 Some say he never blinks and he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves .

Some say he's wanted by the CIA and that he sleep upside down, like a bat .

Sine say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden and that he can catch fish with his tongua .

Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and he blinks vertically .

Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared of bells .

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic .

Some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and that his confused by stairs .

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees .

Some say that his terrified of ducks and that there's an airport in Russia named after him .

Some say that his brain is a Satellite navigation system .

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